napalm6b's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Contemplate Life]

wow that was awful

First off, the message of this flash was so blunt and brutal, that it nullified any artistic value I might find in the visuals. Why do religious people have to hold such intense and distorted views of daily life without god. Just because I don't believe doesn't mean that I have no sense of social responsibility or moral standards. I'm a strong enough person to define my own belief system based off of many good and bad experiences in the real world. How can you try to define your life based off of a book written over 2000 years ago and then edited/translated by the, greeks, romans, king James and who knows who else... The bible is full of acts of hate, perversion and violence and thank the zombie jesus the city I live in has little connection to the ugly depiction of humanity that book paints. All the darkness I see is in that awful book and all the talk of unfair judgement, blood and torture in any church I've been to. The best advise I can give, is for to get out of your own head, out of your house to go and see how interesting, exciting, challenging and beautiful the world can be when looked at impartially.

nahtanojmal responds:

:) Thank you for your honest review

[The Steven Seagal Show #1]

It's sooo great to this again

I remember when this came out it blew my mind! This made my day :)

[American Pokemon]

tumor-chu I choose you YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH

Uhm to those people who found this offensive or immature, your at Newgrounds.com what do you expect high art?!? Just because you take yourself and life too seriously to enjoy dark humor like this doesn't mean you can stop other people from enjoying it. Offensive works can be thought provoking or just straight up fun, sometimes you have to laugh at the darker side of life or it will drive you crazy.

[Capitalism and YOU!]

J-Smooth shut up

That was great! Why "hate" on rich people? They destroy the environment, have taken over the major media and filled it with ignorant trash, taken over politics and sent middle class jobs to the 3rd world so they can make even more money......

[Half Beard]

yup shaving sucks

I'm all about the reverse goatee myself YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Bobert-Rob responds:

I whole heartedly agree with you on the shaving sucks part. Unfortunately, ME DONT GOT A CHOICE. :( Well, I sort of don't have a choice. I mean I COULD refuse to shave, but then I'd get a massive beard, and a beard that grows wild usually overthrows the beard wearer. I'd rather be more man than beard. Thanks for the input!

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi7]

pretty good, but it's just not the same

What really made the older stuff funny was the way Mike would try to make it a straight up D&D game and Rob would continually add all this crazy pop culture/video game stuff, when he did work with the D&D rules he would do something totally rediculous that even someone who doesn't play D&D could figure out is really dumb. I'm interested to see where the series goes next regardless.

[Unnnforgotten Realms 7]

wow that last review was painful

I'm 29 I still play D&D, I really could care less about what other people think about my hobbies. This series is pretty damn funny because it nails the creepier folks of the table top rpg "community" for the annoying creatons they truly are. Keep it up!!!!!!!

[Shamoozal: Ninja]

that was pretty rad

I liked the end twist and am annoyed the last reviewer spoiled it for me JACKASS!!! nice job I'll check out your home page

[Going Nowhere: 01 (pilot)]

The animation was cool, but the music ugh...

It's nice to see someone animate well without excessive violence or fan fiction/video game parody. I've seen friends get blown off like that pretty funny stuff. Be careful with music with vocals not everyone is a fan of the same stuff, but each to there own. I'd like to see another episode

[Original Episode I]

awesome awesome awesome

I really like the art style, was the audio compressed? the flash didn't seem long enough to require that file size